Throwback to when I put my name as Dante Alighieri on Academia.edu and received this email
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the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon
life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
The experiment was crushing a bean and saying it smelled like cum afterward btw
YOU'VE ALL SEEN BEARSKIN RUGS AND SHEEPSKIN RUGS BUT HAVE YOU SEEN
PINATA SKIN RUGS
#I like the implication that they hunted and skinned this poor piñata creature to make a rug
They probably hunted it for its delicious candy innards but why waste a skin
You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69
i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist
