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yourgayfather

Got fed up looking at a bunch of capes while looking up cloak patterns. Hope this helps clear up any confusion. Feel free to add or correct any of this

fluffybunnyremi

I mean, unfortunately, this is still wrong? The longest capes are around mid-calf. If you have it all the way to the ground, then you’re going to utterly destroy half the garment because of the mud and muck you’ll kick up. Mid-lower calf are the absolute longest that you’ll have, because then you won’t get as much stuff on the fabric. You’ll have floor-length garments if you’re exceptionally rich, and that’s it. 

That blurred-lines slide? The first is a poncho, the other two are cloaks. Second’s a short cloak, and the third is a remarkably reasonable cloak that would be seen from approximately 1300-1600′s. 

So yeah. Cloaks are much shorter than you think, because otherwise you’d destroy a good quarter of the fabric, and that’s just wasteful.

Source: yourgayfather
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blndrgn

what she says: I’m fine 

what she means: why is it okay to listen to spanish, italian music in public but when korean, chinese and japanese music comes on you all start to insult the whole asian culture and how they all look the same and that we don’t even understand anything they sing. bitch, half of you don’t even understand english and you listen to that shit everyday. that’s just disgusting and I’m tired of this because whenever I get asked about my music taste it starts with weird faces and insults

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lovelynemesis

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

phoenixwolf876

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

17mul

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black-hippie-moonchild

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succubus-is-smol

Stay together, stay safe

eclecticstudentwriter

Perfect advice.
I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

hapslock

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

tumakhunter

Reblogging for that last comment.

opalescent-sea

Don’t forget that ANYBODY can be a creep, not just guys. Everyone needs to watch their backs

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jelly-tot-of-doom

New Bechdel-like test for gay/lesbian romance films:

therebewhaleshere

Your gay characters cannot:

  1. Have an illegal or otherwise creepy age gap.
  2. Cheat on each other or anyone else (especially not if the cheating is portrayed as romantic).
  3. Die tragically, violently or AT ALL. 
strongorcbutch

To all the people in the notes going “but but tragedy is a valid form of…” Yeah, sorry, straights broke it with decades of nothing but tragedy for LGBT characters. This is a moratorium on all such tragedy films with tragic endings for at least the next 50-75 years at which point there will be a review to determine if mainstream media has EARNED it. 

feministbatman

From 1922 to 1968 the Motion Picture Production Code (commonly known as the Hays Code) enforced rules regarding the treatment of gay characters in tv and film. Homosexuality and gender nonconformity could be acknowledged, but it had to be punished to show that consequences would come from such “immorality.” Showing these characters as creepy, predatory, unfaithful, etc etc was common, and for decades pretty much every queer or queer coded character was brutally murdered. The homophobic tropes born from the Hays code are pervasive in media today. The sheer amount of tragedy and violence written into queer media in the last century has in the long term damaged people’s perceptions of what queer stories are “supposed” look like. 

New Bechdel-like test for gay/lesbian romance films: If your queer piece of media complies with the Hays code, start over.

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